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12 Phrases of Gaming

A little parody of the classic 12 Days of Christmas, but more along the lines of Bob and Tom’s “12 Pains of Christmas.”  Specifically for tabletop RPG playing. If you play a tabletop RPG, maybe you’ve heard these phrases before.

If anyone wants to sing it and record it, definitely link me, cause that’d be AWESOME.

And without further adieu…

The 12 Phrases of Gaming

Chorus: The first thing in our game that my GM says to me

Is roll for Initiative



The second thing in our game that my GM says to me

"I’m out of d6s"

Chorus: And roll for initiative



The third thing in our game that my GM says to me

"You set off a trap"

"I’m out of d6s"

Chorus: And roll for initiative



The fourth thing in our game that my GM says to me

"Move the fricken cat"

"You set off a trap"

"I’m out of d6s"

Chorus: And roll for initiative



The fifth thing in our game that my GM says to me

"I hate you all"

"Move the fricken cat"

"You set off a trap"

"I’m out of d6s"

Chorus: And roll for initiative



The sixth thing in our game that my GM says to me

"C’mon guys, focus"

"I hate you all"

"Move the stupid cat"

"Yes, you set off a trap"

"I’m really out of d6s"

Chorus: And roll for initiative



The seventh thing in our game that my GM says to me

"I could use a drink"

"Hey, focus here"

"I hate you all"

"Dammit Fluffy, move!"

"You can’t talk yourself out of lava"

"I think you guys are pilfering the d6s"

Chorus: And roll for initiative



The eighth thing in our game that my GM says to me

"You want to do what?"

"A gin sounds good right now"

"Are we going to play a game, or talk about your cousin?"

"I hate you all"

"Random encounter, kitty monster!"

"Not my fault you botched your roll and fell into the spike pit"

"I know I just bought a whole set of dice…"

Chorus: And roll for initiative



The ninth thing in our game that my GM says to me

"Alright, it’s canon now"

"You want to do WHAT?!"

"Ooh, a rum and coke? Don’t mind if I do!"

"Oh god, you’ve told that story three times before, move on!"

"I hate you all"

"Aww, who can hate that fluffy face?"

"And that was the trap door for the falling bubbling pitch"

"No, you can’t substitute d20s for d6s!"

Chorus: And roll for initiative



The tenth thing in our game that my GM says to me

"Why does a troll need a grappling gun?"

"I’m the GM, and I declare that canon"

"…rules don’t say you can’t use a ballista in a sneak attack…"

"This is some really strong punch"

"Nobody really cares about what happened to you in the fifth grade!"

"I HATE you all!"

"Ok kitty, off the table now"

"…wow, that boulder really plastered ya…"

"Did we just lose more of my d6s?"

Chorus: And roll for initiative



The eleventh thing in our game that my GM says to me

"Is he asleep? Someone wake him before I kill his character"

"Trolls don’t have the DEX to use a grappling gun…"

"It’s official: demons are weak against bulldozers"

"Why do your characters need a bag of roaches and a bottle of rum again?"

"Thish is purty durn good shtuff…"

"Oh for f*** sake, MOVE ON!"

"I HATE you ALL!"

"Bad kitty, no knocking over the minis!"

"You just triggered a massive door, unleashing a horde of zombies into the dungeon"

"I know those aren’t MY d6s…"

Chorus: And roll for initiative



The twelfth thing in our game that my GM says to me

"That’s it! Rock falls, EVERYBODY DIES!"

"Better idea! If he’s sleeping, someone write ‘powdered tiger penis’ on his character sheet"

"Ok, the troll gets a grappling gun, but you forgot to buy rope"

"GM fiat! That’s going into this world’s history!"

"Why do you want to buy a cow?"

"You are all so…so very pretty…I love you all…why won’t you love me *hic* back !?"

"…wait, he was propositioned by a transvestite? Ok, now I’m intrigued, continue your story"

"I. HATE. YOU. ALL!"

"OH GOD! CLAWS OF FURY!"

"And you have unleashed the Gazebo of Doom!"

"That’s it, you guys bring your own d6s!"

Chorus: And roll for initiative

Silliness with friends

North Korea has threatened a “decisive and merciless countermeasure” if the US government doesn’t pull the action-comedy film, “The Interview” being made by Seth Rogan and James Franco. This prompted the following faux news report among friends last night:

"The film, ‘The Interview’ released today, prompting North Korea to declare war and has launched a missile at the United States in retaliation. It was found to have landed in the Pacific somewhere between Hawaii and mainland US. Some dolphins were inconvenienced, and a whale was killed. Greenpeace is furious, and has called upon Marine forces to invade, specifically Marine Mammals. Attack Dolphins and Sharks with lasers on their heads have been spotted heading to the rogue nation.”

There might be something wrong with us. But I’ll be damned if this spontaneous conversation was not hysterical.

Connection issues

agentzingari:

rbl-m1a2tanker:

The past few days I’ve been having significant connection issues with my ISP.  They’ll send a tech out on Friday, but in the meantime, it’s going to be hit or miss on being online.  It’s behaving…kinda…at the moment, so I figured I’d take this moment to put out the warning.  In case anyone was waiting for me for anything.

Which I’m not expecting, but it could happen.

//As a result threads requiring DEM characters I don’t usually control will be on hold as I don’t RP as Josie, Dustine, or Lin. (well not Josie or Lin I will Dustine sometimes). So Pocket Full of Stars with captainlupin and La Reunion Familia with asecretagentleman will pause when it gets to Master Tank’s turn due to this.

And for the record his ISP has been so bad these past few days he was literally doing a fraction of a kilobyte per second.

He placed his head against wall and let out a long deep breath as he just accepted her actions and enjoyed them. It was welling up in him, that explosion, and he pressed it down, letting it build more to make it more enjoyable. His breath hastened, and his body became more tense regardless, will or not, it would not be long now.

…what’s with that last item? O_o

I think I need an adult…

Connection issues

The past few days I’ve been having significant connection issues with my ISP.  They’ll send a tech out on Friday, but in the meantime, it’s going to be hit or miss on being online.  It’s behaving…kinda…at the moment, so I figured I’d take this moment to put out the warning.  In case anyone was waiting for me for anything.

Which I’m not expecting, but it could happen.

No Limits Pit Fighting

rhomellegacy:




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Hey guys, it’s that time again!

NO LIMITS PIT FIGHTING! on Ebon Hawk

Saturday, June 28th @ 7:30PM EST - So come and get your fight on!

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Across Imperial, Republic, and neutral space, there are whispers. There are ragged posters hastily placed up on walls where authorities might not see them too quickly. Information regarding pit fights— and not the legal ones, the ones sponsored by the hutts.

Oh no, there is a possibility of death… but there is also glory and money.

Out in the Dune Sea of Tatooine, violence and mayhem await. So do riches and fame— as long as you’re comfortable being well known in these underworld circles…

But on the other hand..

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This is kinda cool…and I believe on the server I play.  Call me intrigued…

comfortandadam:

Alright, our massive auction piece for Heroes Con (hosted by Heroes Aren’t Hard To Find) is finished!!! We (Comfort and Adam) spent a good amount of time trying to make this thing awesome - so we hope it gets some good bids for it at the show!

All of this was done in ink, copicmarker, and white paint on a toned 32’ board.

Fantastic artwork, by fantastic peoples…what’s not to love?  If you’re going to Heroes Con, put in a bid! Everyone else…signal boost it, if you would please. :D

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